So, I realized that my friends and I spend an overwhelming amount of our time sitting around coming up with lists. After trying to remember some of them, I realized I should really have a database of the best of the best. Most of these lists involve puns or Names for dicks, hence the name of the blog (Dick Lists). Well, without further ado, here is the first list:
The Top Ten Movie Titles that are also Endearing Names for a Penis.
I wanted to avoid the most obvious candidates such as: Lethal Weapon, Anaconda, The Big Lebowski, etc.
10. 8 1/2
So that’s why it’s so easy for him
8. ELEPHANT MAN
It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
We all know there is only one way that kid could land Zooey Deschanel.
Someone should tell the old man there’s a cure for his problem now.
5. THE FOUNTAIN
Love that stands the test of time.
South Park: BIGGER, LONGER, UNCUT
Put in this context, Kyle seems a little out of place.
3. SPINAL TAP
This one goes to 11.
2. SEVEN POUNDS
I know which organ I want.
How many licks does it take?
Honorable Mentions: Big, Walking Tall, Party Monster, Joyride, Raging Bull, Choke