So, the content just keeps coming. Today’s list is basically a sequel of sorts to yesterday’s formulation of film phallus. Here are your top 10
Movie Titles That Would Be Unfortunate Names for a Penis
10. GET SHORTY
Is that a snub nose?
9. OLD YELLER
Did you think I was just going to post a picture of yellow dog?
Couldn’t find any suitable screenshots from the actual film, so here’s two substitutes to make up for it.
7. DR. DOLITTLE*
“Wait a minute, Steve Irwin. You’re saying that’s average size?”
*I have a one Eddie Murphy movie per list limit. Sorry Nutty Professor. Maybe next time.
6. I’M NOT THERE
I think they chose this title because the best Bob Dylan in the film sits down to pee.
5. A RAISIN IN THE SUN
“I swear, I normally don’t have this problem.”
Puff Daddy is ironically going to be on the Rappers with Dick Names list
4. GONE IN 60 SECONDS
Is wine-wang anything like whiskey-dick? If so, then I understand why he’s so lonely.
2. NEVER BEEN KISSED
You know you would if the opportunity presented itself.
1. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
Much like the response to Keanu Reeves’s acting.
I’m skipping the honorable mentions for this one since 11-20 are forthcoming.