I haven’t updated in a while, which is somewhat intentional. I certainly don’t want to exhaust my list repertoire too soon; however, I had no plans of waiting quite so long to offer up 11-20 of the top movie titles that could double as rather unfortunate names for a jimmy.
Speaking of lap rockets, if you haven’t already you should check out this sweet local band’s first demo track. It’s none other than Dry Heeves with the hit, “Bicurious Snacker.” Endure the silence that follows because “TAKE a piss” is also totally worth a listen.
Back to the topic at hand. I am going to try my best to update the site every Monday, so keep an eye out for the newest hottest list. Since there were just way too many good titles for bad dick names, I decided a top 10 just wasn’t enough. So here’s this week’s list: The Top 11-20 Movie Titles that are also Unfortunate Wiener Names.
Star Wars Episode I: THE PHANTOM MENACE
Anakin gets a lot taller in Episode II, but I don’t think he gets any bigger.
The only worse pronoun would be “her.”
18. CRY BABY
Johnny Depp making this list is almost as surprising as Ryan Reynolds not making it. God, I hate Ryan Reynolds.
17. THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You’re going to see this one again.
16. THE THIN RED LINE
“This is average where I come from.”
15. THE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE
Really? He was definitely there in Monster’s Ball.
14. FAST TIMES
at Ridgemont High
I could totally go 15 minutes.
13. CHILD’S PLAY
I’m not sure if that means it’s miniature or it’s meant to be played with by toddlers. Both sound dangerous though.
12. STAGE FRIGHT
Hopefully the show is worth the wait.
11. HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
This is so bad that even the government has a list for it.
Honorable Mentions: Little Big League, Doubt, Run Lola Run, The Color Purple