Top 10 Movie Titles = Names for Vaginas

This week I’m finally breaking away from the D Lists to bring you the very first V List.  No, it isn’t a list of all your lame friends who still can’t get laid.  It isn’t even a list of my lame friends who can’t get laid.  It’s the Top 10 Movie Titles that Could Double as Names for Vaginas.  Just like with the Dick Lists, I wanted to avoid the most obvious candidates: The Box, The Cave, The Eye, The Birdcage, Deep Impact, and yes, even Snatch.

10. IT’S COMPLICATED

Penises may be strange, but at least we know what everything does.

9. TORN CURTAIN

Second only to “bearded axe wound.”

8. TANGLED

I understand some girls don’t shave regularly, but come on! Really?

7. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

Barren, dusty, and extremely bloody.

6. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

When you don’t, they leave you with a broken heart and bruised ribs.

5. THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

Crown of thorns!  Bam.  Done.  Moving on.

4. BLOOD DIAMOND

Djimon in! The water’s warm.

3. FOOLS RUSH IN

…and real men pull out.

2. THE HURT LOCKER

“Don’t cut anything.  Just get the hell out of there.  Run, dumb-ass! RUN!!!

1. THE WEDDING PLANNER

“Baby, are you pregnant?”

“Yes.  Yes, I am.”

“Be a lot cooler if you weren’t.”

Honorable Mentions:  Hidden Fortress, The Sandlot, The Bone Collector

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